this shit rocks no. 18: on speeding, serums, and shallot potatoes
It's ironic that the last newsletter was about how I am an exemplary, tax law-abiding citizen because today, I am nothing more than a CRIMINAL. Yes, you heard me. I am not proud to admit that I received my first speeding ticket a few days ago and have been emotionally distraught ever since. As I was getting pulled over, I immediately thought that this k…
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