this shit rocks no. 31: my harrowing confession

There is something that has been weighing on me recently, and I think it's best that I just come clean and say it. I have become a smoothie person. Ugh it pains me to even type it. Did I just lose thousands of subscribers? I am not proud of this. Historically speaking, I have been very vocal about my dislike of smoothies because my molars are strong and…