this shit rocks no. 37: how a cycling instructor tried to break my soul

and peperoncini garlic butter wings!

Earlier this week, I eagerly signed up for a Beyoncé themed cycling class because it was the morning after the Queen herself dropped “BREAK MY SOUL,” so I knew the class was going to be 45 minutes of intense, heart-pumping caloric burn.

As you probably could have predicted, the instructor opened the class with the new hit single, and I was READY TO RIDE.…