this shit rocks no. 6: I GOT LAID!!!
this. shit. rocks.
by sara tane
Did my subject line entice you into opening this email? Good. Now that I have your attention, I should clarify. I didn’t get laid, I got laid OFF! As in, I am currently filing for unemployment. Everything is awesome!! Wait, you actually thought I got laid????? **Chokes on own saliva** We are amidst a PANDEMIC! Social distan…
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