this shit rocks no. 88: I AM HAVING AN AFFAIR!

...with a new pepper mill :)

Look, I’m not proud of my actions. I have been in a consistent and fruitful relationship for upwards of 4 years with my treasured pepper mill. I use it at home everyday, and I take it with me whenever I’m cooking at somebody else’s house.

Together, we’ve spent countless hours and seasoned so many beautiful dishes. I almost lost it to a devastating water…